Farts!

[Bot]

At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
   A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts

Is it possible to have bloody farts?
   
   Yes, this can happen if you are suffering from an anal fissure, a split in the wall of the colon. It can also happen to a woman who experiences a queef during her period

and there you have it queefs exist ladies and gentlemen!

all this from <a href="http://www.heptune.com/farts.html" target="_blank">Fart Homepage</a>

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w00t for me being able to fart around my gf and she doesn't even comment on it anymore

break her in early folks...  

Heh, yes, I almost always have one really good morning fart, and yes, I made sure to make it heard when she slept here a few days ago...w00t...immature but rule...

[Bot]

yeah morning farts rock, specailly in the shower.. except if they smell its magnified by like 20x.

i coudl fart infront of my ex also

[Bullwinkle]

God, this one really diserves to be in the idiot room.

I fart all the time around the gf, mine are usually loud though.  She'll do the "did you fart?"...me **nod**..."ewww"

lol

[(:happy:)]

My favorites are after a night of Pickled eggs, Brown Beans and a good drink of your favorite Soya product..  :)  Good Morning everyone..  hehehe.. :p  Think I'll bring some of that with me to the server tonight ,, might bring me some luck... after last night I just bout use anything..

[Bot]

lol at the lan this summer.. i'll be sure to charge myself up before hand.

[(:happy:)]

Yep happiness is a warm seat and knowing something that everyone else is wondering..  {Where is that coming from}   :0  :o  :0  :o

[psychopathic]

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[RuM]

i let one rip this moring ,and the smell made my eye water.

[RuM]

i was going up the stairs today at the mall and i let one rip not knowing there was a lady standing right behind me .

i just walked away,holding my breath!

[Bot]

that is very hurtful to her feelings....

I like to fart in elevators.